Satie Was tatie And Strauss Was a lauss And Lully A bully But Schumann Quite human Gluck Was a schmuck Dukas Was an ass De Falla A lalla And Nyman A shyman Rossini A mini As was Puccini Scarlatti A fatti And Glinka A thinka Boyce Had no voice Delibes Was a dwibes Teleman The geman Was smitten With Britten And don't get me started on Franck and Poulenc. |